Law of Exam
When you
didn’t read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from
that page only!
Law of Getting Late
When you reach early
for something, it will never start on time!
Law of Proposal
When you accept a
proposal, you will get a better one!
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do omething which will
last until the coffee is cold.
Law of the Result
When you try to
prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
Bath Theorem
When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone rings!
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when
dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner!
Law of Telephone
When you dial a
wrong number (by mistake), you never get a busy tone!
Law of Queue
If you change
queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in
now!
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands
become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch!
Law of Equality
The time taken by a
wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time
taken by the husband when he says I’ll call you in t minutes!
Law of Encounters
The
probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you
don’t want to be seen with.
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